Gift Nothing

Give the gift of… absolutely nothing.

Perfect for birthdays, holidays, office parties, or your most passive-aggressive friend. With just a few clicks, you can send someone the most exclusive, pointless gift they’ll never forget — because there’s literally nothing to forget.

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Here’s what they’ll get:

✅ A custom email from The Club of Nothing, confirming their membership in this absurd experiment

✅ A Certificate of Nothingness (PDF) with their name

✅ The knowledge that they truly have it all (or nothing)

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How it works:

✅ You fill out the form at checkout with the recipient’s name, email, and your message.

✅ We’ll handle the rest.

No shipping. No refunds. No problem.